I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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