Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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