wanna go halves on a baby?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You can't just leave with hair like that
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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