you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Found the puke drawer
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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