Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You pole danced in your parka.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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