You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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