Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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