do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
