We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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