Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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