Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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