I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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