Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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