So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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