If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
