i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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