you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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