My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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