is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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