youre lurking in front of me
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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