No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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