So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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