I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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