ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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