Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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