Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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