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you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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