just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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