Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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