We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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