His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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