I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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