no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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