Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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