He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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