The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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