She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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