But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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