i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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