then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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