Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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