you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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