Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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