i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
