Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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