why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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