If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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