Are we in a gay sports bar?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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