i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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