sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You work out of a Hotel?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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