omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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