Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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