Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We left an ass print on the piano.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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