I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
