the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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