Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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