Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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