so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I need to stop coming to work sober
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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